Friday, December 24, 2010

Its starting to look a lot like a Zombie Christmas

Yes its that time of the year.

to also set the scene you might like to sing from Michael Spradlin's book which takes two dozen christmas carols.

Tiny tot’s eyes are no longer aglow, they’re in a bowl. Good King Wenceslas Tastes Great and we Deck The Halls With Parts Of Wally. You’ll find all the soon to be classic Zombie Christmas Carol Classics, like I Saw Mama Chewing Santa Claus, Zombie, The Reindeer and many, many more.

Good King Wenceslas Tastes Great

Good King Wenceslas tastes great;
We might as well eat Stephen,
When the brains lay round about,
Toasted crisp and bleedin’.
Brightly shown the moon that night,
Though the virus cruel.
When a poor man came in sight,
He made fine undead fuel.
Hither, Zombies chase after her.
Agnes, she is yelling.
Yonder peasant, how she screams,
For her brains they’re a jelling.
Surely she will try to hide
Underneath the mountain,
Or deep in the forest hence
While Agnes is digestin’.
Bring me flesh, and bring me brains.
Bring me Zombies hither.
Thou and I will see them dine;
They even bite through leather.
Free and screaming, forth they went,
Zombies right behind them,
Through the poor souls’ wild lament.
Bitter brains are better.

Happy Holidays


  1. Oh sweet heaven, I'm squalling. That's hilarious! We will be singing those at the in-laws this year.

    And a fine Zombie Christmas to you and yours sir!

  2. Thanks Steph hope its a good one for you as well

  3. ROFL That's great.

    Happy Christmas buddy. All the best for you and yours.

  4. I'll be getting started as soon as this migraine fades.

  5. I acquired Zombieland and the classic Night of The Living Dead to add to my library of instructional dvd's. Gift cards are excellent. So the zed Xmas premise was accurate.

  6. Nice even Zombies get a little Christmas :)

  7. I've gotten in big trouble 'round here for saying Jesus was the first zombie...but I stand firm by my beliefs!

    Wishing you Happy holidaze & a grand New Year!

  8. Therbs
    Excellent training videos indeed.

    The only good xmass for a zombie is a head shot.

    and so you should, stand by your beliefs.