These constructed pseudo-humans creep me out. In the recently re-imaged Battlestar Galactica 2nd only to the most appalling ending to a beloved series I have every seen. (If you want a detailed reading as to why this comprehensively failed for me click here.) But a close second was the skin-job cyclons that looked like us.
And no I don't care how hot they look, they are evil and they have a plan.
And as disturbing as these are - it's those models between the T-800 of the Terminator and these almost flawless replicas that make my mind go screaming.
Anyone remember a movie called 'Final Fantasy: The Spirits within'? It was based on the video game of the same name and came out in 2001 . All CGI but trying to look like humans.
The screaming in your head when you see these figures is caused by The Uncanny Valley. This hypothesis is when robots and other facsimiles of humans look and act almost, but not entirely, like actual humans, it causes a response of revulsion among human observers. The “valley” in question is a dip in a proposed graph of the positivity of human reaction as a function of a robot’s lifelikeness.
Any scientific graph is improved with Zombie
DAMN STRAIGHT.
So my feelings of revulsion at the idea of Honeydolls and those species traitors that use them - perfectly reasonable.
I am also pleased to see our primate brethren also share these excellent instincts. An article in New Scientist claims
Macaques are creeped out by cyber-selves
Asif Ghazanfar and Shawn Steckenfinger of Princeton University wondered how five macaques would respond to monkey avatars. They found that the monkeys spent less time looking at the most realistic avatars - which they say suggests they dislike them (Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
So I say - down with these monsters of our own creation, grab your pitchforks and follow.
Whose with me?
Can I carry a Flamming Torch?
ReplyDelete'I don't care how hot they look, they are evil and they have a plan'
ReplyDeleteI very much hope they do. Preferably involving each other and a large vat of chocolate Ice Magic.
I for one welcome our smoking hot evil robot overlords.
Oy, I love how your mind works.
ReplyDeleteBeing a self proclaimed hater, I've always wanted to kill all skinny, hot bitches so if they're robots...all the better.
Let's do this.
Don't forget the scary, hot, babe from the new Transformers 2 movie.
ReplyDeleteBig Bad Al
ReplyDeletePitchforks and torches by the door, try not to let the oil drip on the tiles.
Dr Yobbo
Ice magic wont say us from them, on Flame CLEANSING FLAME!
Heidi Germanaus
Great to have you on board.
Do you find when you tell people how you Hate something, and they ask "How can you hate THAT?" do you reply
"I hate easy".
Boscolamb
She is so on the list
Also ya gotta include Hot Robot Chick from Sarah Connor Chronicles. She was da robot bomb!
ReplyDeleteGood catch Therbs thou I am not entirely convinced that Summer Glau is human
ReplyDeleteSG is a dancer gymnast. A good Dancer gymnast works so hard they appear not human, because most humany humans look human via their laziness. I'm VERY human.
ReplyDeleteYsambartCourtin
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a lot of speciestraitor talk
Mmmm Zombie goodness 7.30 Tusday Simpsons. Mmmmmm
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
Say, have you got a phone number for Kaze?
SavO
ReplyDeleteFrayed knot. Thanks for the heads up this marks the second zombie centred Halloween story for the simpsons.